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Nescafe and hot water
Get you. It's "supermarket own brand gold roast and tepid water because you boiled the kettle but then the whirling dervish in a nappy ran head first into the door frame again so you forgot about the kettle and now have no more time to reboil it" here.
Fuck I need to move. If anything just to have an extra room that I can pad the walls, ceiling and floor of so she can be marginally unsupervised for 5 minutes.
Chicken and egg though, in the new Covid/home-working era you need an advance party of coffee shops to precede you - otherwise you might have to buy a Nescafe and hot water, and that's unthinkable.