Live, Laugh, Love.

Imagine when their kid is a teenager - those stairs will take a beating.

I’m really annoyed by these stair rule people.

And that James Dean quote - pure justification for staying in bed eating pizza and drunk dialling randoms to call them cunts/making a Father Ted type list.

I made this for my old housemate, inspired by some superb swearing in the original Taking of Pelham 123.

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Is this just @amey 's version of Pinterest?

It's not really a James Dean quote, you know.

The stairs actually lead to a blank piece of grey wall, there is no left turn.

I've seen a lot of this sort of thing on walls in property website pictures - usually not in London.

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and ...

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DIY on a Budget Facebook

Oooh yes

Cool story alert

Was in a rental cottage in cornwall last week and there was a passive aggressive poem on the wall telling the guests how welcome dogs were but basically as long as there was absolutely no sign left of a dog having ever being near the place. Disappointed I didn't take a pic.

All day, every day, it throws up absolute gold.

Oh, in that case it’s fine then.

That example above:

Being a family means you are a part of something very wonderful. It means you will love and be loved for the rest of your life. NO MATTER WHAT.

Is just a licence for terrible behaviour. What it really is saying:

Do what you want, be a cunt. It's ok, you are part of a family.

Ushered by the same people using the misquote 'blood is thicker than water'.

What?! We bought the place. Should we paint over, and find a quote of our own?

bet boris and dom have a whole bunch of 3 line slogans on their walls at home, it's seems their own 1984 way of backing up any political message they are trying to ram down your throats

If anyone hurt my family I swear I'd do time

Etc.

This was very kindly left by the previous custodians of my house. Just in case I ever get a knock to the head and forget where I am. Needs to be more uplifting...

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Ushered by the same people using the misquote 'blood is thicker than water'.

"Fewmin,

      Nonce,
             Begum"

The LLL of kitchen worktops.

That fridge is even bigger than ours, impressive...

shitter tiles as well - and that's saying something.