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Rear. The messy little shit leaves partially consumed plates of food in her room. Once we've run out of dinner plates some appear in the dishwasher. They have enough dried spaghetti or rice welded to the surface to feed a family of four for a week.
I really can't wait for her and her mother to fuck off out off my house into the other house that I'm having to fund.
Yes hun, I am alright.
One of the many reasons I hate my youngest daughter is her use of ridiculous abbreviations. The current favourite (fave, I suppose) is almost really.
Me "You need to rinse that a bit before you put it in the dishwasher"
Her " Rear?"