I want to get a dog but I have to work, how does everyone on broadway market do it ?

Or in the case of 'get here you little bastard', completely ignored of course, 'why, when I am trying to cook are you currently insisting on sitting on my foot?'

If I get up from my desk and run to the doorway fast enough then stop with my legs wide apart I can get Benny to come sliding through my legs with about a 90% success rate as he has to be besides me when ever I move so he bolts down off the bed the second I start moving.

When I go between rooms he'll literally have his nose pressed up against my leg as we walk and in the kitchen I have to look every time I move my feet as he will lay right beside me while I'm cooking and he's silent like a ninja. I'm definitely going to break my neck one day tripping over him.

In the same way riding a bike has trained me to look over my shoulder every 5 seconds even when I'm walking, I'm looking at my feet every single time I'm about to move anywhere when he's not even in the flat.