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  • to be fair, the small army of spiders that have take up residence in nearly every corner of the house are more than doing their part to make a dent in the mozzlamic state.

    i ruddy love spiders. top blokes.

  • Bug zapper? Hummy and bright though. But perfect for creating that kebab shop look at home.

    Skin So Soft though. Smells nice, softens skin natch, and personally tested against Mexican and Texan mosquitoes of an unusual size.

  • This confused me so much when I went kayaking in Scotland years ago. We were standing round ready to get started and one of the other kayakers (a man not obviously concerned about personal grooming) held a bottle out to me and said ‘skin so soft?’ several times. I couldn’t tell if he was paying me a compliment or making some skincare recommendations. Anyway, they seem to swear by it in the Highlands

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