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Pointless, you wouldn't see it through the leg hair.
@7ven SW. If I was more specific it would only confirm me as a cliché, and that would hurt my feelings. This particular rural market's gone nuts since COVID though, so need London to pick up some slack to keep the dream alive. It's either that or accept @amey 's prophecy and come to terms with the fact that I'll live in Catford until I die. We've been doing a lot of walks in the Further Green vicinity and I'm yet to spot a front garden filled with hydrangeas, or a distinctive fence acorn cap, even after clocking your front door and smiling face on instagram. One day I'll work out exactly where you are...
True, but at least @amey would finally have enough money for his “shut up legs” tattoo.