Epic fail

Fuck me.

So we urge you, to calmly sit back, relax and watch your woke competition implode as they do their hiring based on skin color, ethnicity, origin, gender identity rather than merit. Watch the quality of their goods, brands, and services suffer as a result.

Despite the pretty vile undertones of this, it looks like some white American men have somehow developed a hiring mechanism which actually hides their privilege from potential employers. It's kind of amazing and ripe for abuse.