Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Posted on Sat 22nd, August 2009

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ffm in reply to @Dibble

Wasn't Woolworths a nexus for all sorts of scumbaggery. Nicking the pick'n'mix from there was a running joke (back when anyone knew what Woolworths was).
• #86727

Sumo in reply to @ffm

It's their fault for putting snack stands so close to the door
• #86728

mashton

Kids I knew would steal energy efficient light bulbs from Woolies and then take them back for a refund, claiming to have been sent by their parents.

Get cash, buy booze and fags.
• #86729

DethBeard

a schoolmate used to go down to Woolies and clear out the chocolate bar shelf, into his school sports bag, come back and sell them outside the canteen for 20p each.
Eventually got nicked shoplifting and ended his career in stolen confectionery.
• #86730

miro_o in reply to @DethBeard

ended his career in stolen confectionery

hippy’s dream
• #86731

salad
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withered_preacher

That would be excellent for my job as a driver for a medical boarding home, really put my passengers at ease.
• #86733

gbj_tester
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• #86734

mattyc

https://mobile.twitter.com/nicetumichiu/status/1282837347336368129?s=19
• #86735

Chalfie in reply to @gbj_tester

GOOD HEALTHY LOLS.
• #86736

EB

Ha ha haaaaaah!
• #86737

greeno in reply to @gbj_tester

Best thing in here in a long time
• #86738

Verbs_&_Nouns in reply to @psg1ben

It’s one of the major supermarkets in Australia, the other being Coles.
• #86739

PhilPub in reply to @gbj_tester

YES!
• #86740

h2o

(Silly satire page here - https://www.facebook.com/manitouspringscity/)
• #86741

Mr_Sworld
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• #86742

dubtap
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• #86743

allensea

https://m.facebook.com/697000917/posts/10157173189920918/?sfnsn=scwspwa&extid=cTIXVx3wA0rnK40S&d=w&vh=i
• #86744

itsbruce in reply to @dubtap

No words.
• #86745

Bobbo
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• #86746

knowthejo in reply to @greeno

Totally agree - was jolly lolling whilst walking the hound this morning
• #86747

stevo_com in reply to @Mr_Sworld

Amazing, stolen
• #86748

jj72
BT Sport tonight

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• #86749

PhilPub
• #86750

fredtc

no sugar would be challenging

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