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  • If I was the finder of that note I would still make sure I had a good shit before reporting it. Rather die with empty bowels than live on, only to spend the next 15 hours jamming my sphincter shut while we waited for the unscheduled landing, the hostage negotiators, the SWAT teams etc.

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