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The stuff of nightmares! I recall talking to a fellow student at university about his experience growing up in Trinidad and being woken by the sensation of cockroaches filling his mouth. Apparently it was not something he had dreamt up.
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Gaaaah, god that wins hands down, that’s horrible.
What didn’t help was that my girlfriend woke up to me losing my shit, told me to shut the fuck up, rolled over and went back to sleep. She then gaslit me for days about it: “you’ve done too many drugs dude, you’ve fucked yourself up, you’re seeing bugs”. Got my revenge tho when she was up in the night looking at her phone and one of these leapt splat onto the screen. We tore down all the ivy the next day.
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I hate these little bastards. Used to live in a house with ivy running up around the bedroom window. Had the window open one hot summer night, and a plague of these little shits decided to let themselves in - turns out they were living in the ivy - and make themselves comfortable all over my bed and my head. One of the most unpleasant wake-ups.