I like complicated floorplans, even in a tasteless house. Disappointingly, there's not a single ingle nook in the place by the looks of it. At the fireplace in the lounge, the potential nooks are angled off. It surely warrants some action under the Trade Descriptions Act.
Sister just sent me a link to this...
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-94263692.html