• After a happy 2 years of kerbing the alloys and driving through every available roadside hedge, Mrs B has bought her own car (a buttercup yellow forum approved Honda Jazz), which means that I can tidy up the Z4 for my own use. This removes a lot of relationship strain when I say rude words about the latest latticework of scratches.

    Poorboys buffer, pads and potions ordered: check. New tyres to replace the horrible run flats: check. Wheels being refurbished by Diamond Styling: check!

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