Try it. Go on. The contrast of cold wet crunch is un-missable. A brilliant counterpoint to salty streaky and acts as a good cleanse to the claggy sliced white and roof of your mouth covering pb.
Never. The only time celery might be considered less terrible is if it was offered as an alternative to poocumber and only if they were both compulsory for like your last meal on earth or something.
No.
banned