Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Translated from the original Hebrew by an illiterate Apache on acid?

I was about to say “you can’t go wrong with a Parallax”, but clearly you can.

We can't laugh at his language skills, but you know. Art.

Looks like all the cinellis in the hhsb thread to me

was about to say “you can’t go wrong with a Parallax”

My point was that you can't go right with one, first because nothing would redeem that ridiculous paint job, and second because the kind of wanker who buys any kind of Mash is never going to have the taste and discrimination even to make the best of a bad job.

And yet... ;)

I'm well aware that it only looks tolerable to aesthetes if you convert to greyscale, and even then just barely 🙂

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Never thought of writing schwalbe marathon and sheriff stars in the same sentence, yet here I am.

This isn't a case of wrong, it's a case of nothing right.

it's a case of nothing right

Including the price , more than a Carrera Vanquish which has a crabon fork and Claris STI shifters.

But the tires are colour coded, for reasons.

Doesn't count anyway, it's cheap crap, only expensive crap with pretensions really counts.

but they're coded

Mark Francois?

Or Farage? Good to see the carefully sourced TruBrit components. The cycling equivalent of Brexit stickers on a German car.

I humbly submit 'Pengy II'

Last few pages were strong already, but this is the cherry topping for sure.

Kinda want those tyres.

They’re not bespoke.

Shame on you, Cherubim are beyond reproach by mere mortals!

Yep, it is tasteless, garish and appears to have the worst toe overlap since early 80s TT bikes.

I didn't mention the scrotum dangling from the saddle did I?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/193544325534

the farce is strong in this one