• Damn, did they test the 9000CSE (always referred to as "too dumb for 'O' levels")? I barrel rolled one that belonged to ex-Mrs Bald through a hedge avoiding a dozen nocturnal fallow deer. Should I just have ploughed into the antlery fuckers?

  • Having hit a deer, with antlers, I'm glad that I was quite in excess of the speed limit. The Jag that wasn't mine and I was just getting miles on, not so.

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