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A glittering career in stand-up awaits!
I wish I'd got far enough into the job to properly fuck it up. I just cut a few lengths of it, offered it up to the wall, saw how awkward it would be to fit it (especially round corners), muttered "fuck this for a game of soldiers" and threw it out in the garden.
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Did you...
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Did you make a pig's ear of it.
Aythangyou. Try the veal etc.