You are reading a single comment by @Dammit and its replies. Click here to read the full conversation.
  • legit lol

    I also, after bursting a tomato at dinner just now, unthinkingly said to my three-year-old when he asked why I sighed:

    "I've just ejaculated seed all over my leg".

    My wife gave me a suitable look.

  • If you'd gone for "I've just spilled my seed on stony ground" you might have been able to claim it as religious instruction.

About

Avatar for Dammit @Dammit started