legit lol
I also, after bursting a tomato at dinner just now, unthinkingly said to my three-year-old when he asked why I sighed:
"I've just ejaculated seed all over my leg".
My wife gave me a suitable look.
If you'd gone for "I've just spilled my seed on stony ground" you might have been able to claim it as religious instruction.
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legit lol
I also, after bursting a tomato at dinner just now, unthinkingly said to my three-year-old when he asked why I sighed:
"I've just ejaculated seed all over my leg".
My wife gave me a suitable look.