I hate

I'll go do my workout now I think the caffeine has kicked in.

What?!?! its not Amy?!?!

Ha!

https://youtu.be/fxvkI9MTQw4

I said this a few times recently and was surprised how upset it made my friends with children. Genuinely didn't realise it was offensive.

To be fair, it is easier to say than "people who have had children".

I don't really mind. I think it is a bit mindless, but I wouldn't think worse of a friend for using it.

Someone has to pick up the baton ... :)

I just didn't realise it was a common pejorative term. I have a tendency to assume literal definitions.

Also not a City boy, I did swerve, still hit them.
Wouldn't recommend it.

I'm British so can only go as far as saying I'm not particularly keen on the person on another site who has just said "Going back to the frame it just looks odd to me" about my new frame.

ur-meh

yes!

buy-yer

This is the black tie/formal version

Maybe he meant the forks

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"Oh hey hi, how are you doing, how's your day going, have you been on lunch yet? what did you have? i just want to let you know i'm SUPER appreciative of all you've done so far and i think you're doing a GREAT job, so i was just wondering if you could maybe take a look at this thing the client has asked about - it's only a small thing i promise, lovely weather we're having don't you think? anyway so - as i said, it's really nothing too serious and i understand that you're already really busy it's just that if you could take a look at this thing, i mean maybe not right away but soon but not this minute haha..."

JUST FUCKING TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND WHEN YOU NEED IT BY YOU WET BLANKET. FUUUUCK!

having a cunt of a time at school.

Over IM / Lync / Skype / whatever

Message sent Thu 21 May, 10:41
Hi

Message sent Thu 21 May, 10:48
Hello

Message sent Thu 21 May, 11:10
Hello

Message sent Thu 21 May, 11:39
Hi

Message sent Thu 21 May, 13:55
Hi

If'n you want something, just fucking type it.

^ non office lol

mini cooper which looks kinda cool... but sounds like a bag of spanners

There's a Cooper S that used to drive pass as I walked to the station that was like that.

Every time I wanted to shout "YOU NEED A REMAP"! But of course they wouldn't have been able to hear me.

On the "loud exhausts saves lives", I think a blip on most bikes is enough and my issue are ones that are constantly loud, rather than when you rag it.

That said, my bike does have an open air intake, when I replace my air filter will probably be a performance one that could be louder and if I had the spare £s I'd get a louder exhaust on my motorbike (obvs wouldn't be straight through and I'd use a baffle).

Morning start up Skype calls.

I technically fall under finance in my organisation, but work alone. I have to be part of the morning call every day and they go over the finance shit I don't do or care about.
Occasionally I will be asked what I'm doing but a nice vague "payroll prep/ input/ post activities" tends to baffle them enough to not ask for a few days.
It's not like they ask after my wellbeing either.

Until I joined this place I'd only ever heard gay people use it as a term for straight people. So TBH I just assumed people here used it to demonstrate their edgy wokeness.

We’re all available after 6pm, that’s ok for you yes?
No.
No. It. Fucking. Isn’t.

same.
is a straight person who hasn't bred a breeder?
then is a gay person who hasn't adopted an adopter?

or you think there's no gay people on here?

People having work meetings outdoors on speaker. I might have to start power-washing the deck again.

or you think there's no gay people on here?

There are gay people on here?!

Surely that's what pinkbike is for.

List of people I (maybe incorrectly) recall using the word recently:

you
uberG
DJ

...all of whom I thought all were in hetro relationships.

Again maybe wrong. Sorry for any offence caused.