I hate

If you feel the need to constantly shout "I'M COMING, GET OUT OF MY WAY, I'M HERE!!!!" then you really need to take a long hard look at yourself (well, not you specifically, wouldn't wish that on anyone).

I can sympathise to a point though - since I'm basically ignored by cunts in cars which puts my safety at risk. If I could scare the shit out of drivers into noticing me (my hot pink boob tube only works if they're not looking at their phones) then I'd probably do it too.

oh fuck my soul, the people that insist on bringing their fucktrophys into the frame for some entirely unsolicited 10 minutes of baby chat in the middle of a business call.

at least attempt to be professional.

breeders. the worst.

Aye, and for instances I agree. But the cunt that decelerates and downshifts the whole way down my road, (overly)loudly burbling as he goes (accelerating to get up the hill is another matter), he's not warning anyone then. Other than warning me that el cunto is out again. Get a loud horn if that's their need, don't use it as an excuse because they like their peacock feathers extra noticeable.

I've had a couple of motorbikes so I do understand the "loud pipes save lives" thing to a degree. I got knocked off and had my bike written off by a woman turning without seeing me. But there's no excuse for some of the ones that go past my house. Special mentions to cunts on those huge 125cc scooters with racing exhausts that fly up and down the road at 60mph, all Harley owners, all 125cc "replica" sports bikes with L plates (exclusively ridden by cunts)

I attended a child's birthday via zoom with extended family and their kids, absolute mayhem.

There's also a mini cooper which looks kinda cool, lowered, wide, blacked out but sounds like a bag of spanners filled with firecrackers through a loudspeaker. Revs it up the road and is proceeded by about 30 loud bangs.
That doesn't sound cool pal, it sounds like your car is running like shit and you're a fucking worstcunt

In a business call? FML. It's hard enough in a family chat, never mind when working.

First class rant. Going down the gears and burbling is a chav mating call.

I know, same with the turbo cars with the 3" exhaust and blow-off valves doing 50 between the lights just to get a couple of gear changes in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttQGlhMXV8A

I still like motorsports, but get on fucking track you fucking gumbies.

Fuck that noise - very specifically that noise in particular. Fortunately when we skyped with my sister in law, she brought the kids - 6 and 3 - on for 10 minutes then rightly announced that the call was over as they just get too excited. I was dead impressed tbh.

I love cars, big engines, ridiculous mods etc, I do not love cunty drivers and excessive noise in my day to day life.

This.

Clues I can't even begin to solve in the Tag thread that expressly flounced from a while back.

Cluegate!

Cluegate!

uuh ... is ... that a clue?

If i had a penny for every time i get called ‘Amy’ i would be able to afford a pret sandwich

Wait, that's not your name?

@amey can you clarify the correct pronunciation?

Is it this
, or ur-meh, ay-me or buy-yer?

It's true mainly for pedestrians, if you are on a quiet bike they stare at you like a cow then step out.
Even worse in my car when it's running on electric. (virtue signalling, don't mention the Tax saving and the 228bhp)

Have you ever had the conversation if a drunk City Boy runs out in front of you do you swerve in front, or behind? Or go straight for him reckoning he will run one way......and what do you say in court if he freezes?

People who say or write 'breeders'

I know what happens, I still have the scars.
I swerved. Wasn't a City boy though and they weren't drunk (neither was I for a change).
I vowed not to swerve again and maintain course for the soft spot (the ped) but it's hard when years of impulse reaction is to avoid hitting things, soft or otherwise.

Breeders

and trolls.

and obvious sarcastic trolls

and people that post too often on forums