I hate

Blasting the 200m between lights is, of course, the perfect use for an exhaust such as this.

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Y U so mad, Andy?

On the flipside, I can’t truly pronounce my surname. It’s been flattened and anglicised by me as much as anyone. But when I hear it pronounced correctly, I feel like saying “that’s it that’s my name!”.

Wait till you hear about the laws I will be bringing in on how much you can charge for a cuppa ..

zoom eaters, moreso the ones that don't know where the mute button is.

could you not?

People who pause when they hear your name and think "like that famous perso ?"

Totally agree, since working from home for the last couple of months I've started to recognise certain cars and bikes doing the same journey every day which have obviously been modified so you can hear them half a mile away. It doesn't help that some people seem to use the road in front of my flat as an 1/4 mile track and do a few laps in a row

Fucking hell this
I’ll just broadcast the bovine mindless chewing and crunches from a sack of kettle chips.

Cunts who own staffies

Staffies are lovely dogs! Admittedly a disproportionate percentage of their owners seem to be cunts.

What about zoom pissers?

...go on?

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We have three regular tools at the office in Trafford Park that do skiddy loops around the quiet roads at the mo, including a Honda Accord with a waste paper bin for an exhaust, and a mini cooper with "gangsta" tinted windows, that's got dropped suspension and a massive spoiler. They really are bellends, even pulling doughnuts at the metrolink stop - hopefully on camera. There's still a lot of cyclists around.

I regularly get told off by my D&D group for zoom pissing. Now I do it as a point of principle. I'm playing a Chaotic Evil barbarian dwarf for crying out loud. If Barry The Bastard wouldn't mute his mic, neither will ltc when he's in the zone.

I was in the office yesterday, which is on an industrial estate (largely deserted in the evenings and weekends, double so these days)
The roundabouts all have black circles around then from goons using it as a racetrack.
Which reminds me, I need to take my Tamiya down there and out it through it's paces...

One round here had a crowd of youffs, came off the roundabout and killed someone and their pet landshark. He's now at her majesty's pleasure on a very long stretch.

I know a lot of that is dick swinging but I've definitely heard moto riders talk about using noisy exhausts as a warning in traffic. Then again I've had douchebags use it to try and intimidate me out of the way - little do they know how much motorsports I was brought up on. "I see your 600CC sport bike and raise you Top Fuel dragsters at Calder, bitch".

You know what you need to do...

Fucking quads/daft off-road buggy things have been absolutely ripping it around my area recently.
So. Fucking. Loud.

One ripped up the road at midnight last night. Cunts.

It’s brought me great joy each time I see them pulled over by the rozzers.

Fucking lol, role playing the shit out of that character.*

*literally?

I had to jump out of the road the other day as someone in a golf gti drag-raced up the 20mph road at, I’m guessing, 50-60mph. Then back the way they came, 30 seconds later. Fucking ridiculous. Did call police with reg number.

I regularly get told off by my D&D group for zoom pissing.

Drunk and Disorderly or dungeons and dragons?

Zoom etiquette is a big point of the lockdown it seems.
There was a family spat when my brother tried to kindly point out that having a shouting 2 year old somewhat prevents any kind of meaningful conversation in the family zoom.

Fun times.