Chat about Novel Coronavirus - 2019-nCoV - COVID-19

The 2m rule in Finland has resulted in people actually coming closer together.

(A joke told by a Finnish colleague).

The number of death seem to roughly follow the national and economical cliches.

In other news, is this the new type of activity from the brexit supporters?

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hahahaha

...or cunning honeytrap for the express purpose of thinning out the gammonoids.

Black Lace headlining.

I'm sure this has been talked about - where's the chat at?
Transport Secretary: "£2Bn investment to put walking and cycling at the heart of our transport policy" https://youtu.be/Cr58lYcVkcw?t=107

I haven't watched the Sky News clip.

The £2bn is money that was announced in February - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/feb/10/johnson-plans-5bn-boost-for-bus-services-and-cycle-routes

I read that this translates to a confirmed £250 million confirmed for pop-up bike lanes and pavement widening in England this year. Not sure if this is over and above any pre-existing commitments however

I love a good stock template:

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Are those supposed to be leaves round the edge, they look more like maimed rugby balls..

The two Coronavirus special episodes of https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b08w8ktc/hospital are worth a watch.

(Only watched the first one so far.)

Would like to see how many people would still want to ignore various aspects of lockdown having watched it.

The world view of how we are handling things is not favourable.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/12/uk-takes-a-pasting-from-worlds-press-over-coronavirus

Finnish view

Source?

like the swede

Well, they were kind enough to look after us for centuries before losing the province to Russia in a silly war.

The other thing of note in the Hervanta police school bus stop photo posted by FFF is that foot paths and combined pedestrian and cyclist paths (the devil´s work) are fucking massive.

Also, pandemic or not, Nordic folk, if forced to actually talk to each other (the horror) not only stand metres apart but also stare at an imaginary shared focal point on the ground/floor that´s located at a carefully considered distance away from the axis between the two conversationalists.

stand metres apart but also stare at an imaginary shared focal point on the ground/floor that´s located at a carefully considered distance away from the axis between the two conversationalists.

Exactly how it should be done

None of this fits with my stereotype of everyone in Scandinavia spending three quarters of their day in a nude group sauna with elbows touching.

I log in to Facebook this morning, and it looks the local covidiots are trying to organize a sister demo of the "protest against the lockdown" demo in London in Ormeau Park, Belfast.

Using the same crappy leaf template.

Morons, though would not surprise me if it draws as many people as the latest Fleg Protests: Not very many... ;)

Based on the ever declining amount of patients in the hospitals as well as patients in intensive care compared(since early April), the current R1=0.95 and the rising amount of people laid off added with the amount of companies struggling.

This is from today.

• 6054 infections since January 29(a chinese tourist), first confirmed Finnish citizen diagnosed with covid-19 was late February
  
• 275 deaths
  
• 152 in hospital care
  
• 34 in intensive care (max capacity was 480 in April 11, most likely increased since)
  
  

The graph shows the development since March 25

with elbows touching.

Exactly. Everyone facing the same direction means no eye contact, makes it much more bearable.

no...

just no...

No hugs. None.

I log in to Facebook this morning

First mistake.

Beers in the park will be the next thing on the list of random bullshit to be allowed. SO, guess tinnies in the park are now on the cards.

And for you and the other introverts, we will make a centre piece in the middle that you all can stare at.

Heh :D

The second? ;)

nude group sauna

Don´t forget the birch branch spanking.