looks like it was fitted by a plumber. very clean.
I would love it if you shopped at Goop though. Imagine: jade vagina-crystals mounted to the cargo bike, storm lamp burning a candle that smells like Gwyneth's fanny, wafting your way through the night... ultimate consumerism.
did you buy it off Goop or something? does it synchronise your chakras with the orbital energies of the moon?