Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

The font and tracking on the wheels has triggered me regardless.

Could be easily solved with a sharpie, rattle can or electrical tape.

Or a sledgehammer.

Those wheels made me lol more than I care to admit.

SPEIGHT!

I've been informed that Speight are some nearby steel fabricators, so who knows what the rims are made of.

who knows what the rims are made of

The very lowest grade of Chinese crabon fribé presumably, but they provide a nice big canvas for advertising.

"My bike that was made into a fixie by welding a BMX freewheel. It also has a homemade lefty fork and wooden handlebars. I am quite proud of it."

I hope this guy on reddit is trolling

It also has a homemade lefty fork and wooden handlebars. I am quite proud of it

Computer... enhance

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Reddit is the home of poor taste and shit opinions.

Are the rim decals even real or photoshopped? The last g of "engineering" on the front rim looks odd

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That's not anti, that's just a classic frankenbike. A real beauty

That's not anti

Where were you the last time it was posted in here?🙂

At work. Now I'm WFH I can be more vigilant

That's not anti it's ''functional''

it's ''functional''

The scare quotes presumably refer to the brakes.

Bad attempt at humor crossing over from the functional thread actually

Careful, Saarf is out there somewhere and is coming to get you....

What if it’s function is to be anti?

Deep

I don't know what you're suggesting, I even have friends that own Colnagos.

You have friends in the real world? Respect is due. Why can't Colnago owners understand that their god created some horrors amongst the really quite good? There's a special place in the hell I am creating for anyone who stitches leather on their bars. Excessive pantographs get an extra 3,000,000 degrees of fire with added brimstone and no toasting fork.

That bike has only one saving grace, it isn't a C35.

Without Moncler's involvement this might have JUST scraped out of anti... but...

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FML. What's the pricetag on that aspirational lifestyle accessory?