Ah yes, the age-old dilemma. To be The Dude or Walter. I´m definitely the latter and will quite happily shout Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov at the top of my voice until closing time. You must be a The Dude then.
Edit: Donny is not a twat though. He may not even exist.
Ah right, misunderstood.
And yeah, maybe if everyone refused to listen to the twat in the pub then he’d just give up and go home rather than enjoying the oxygen of attention.