Chat about Novel Coronavirus - 2019-nCoV - COVID-19

Would a 'Chorley Cake' be considered too decadent?

"@SwissChap said to be in extremely good spirits"

They've been not giving a shit for the past month or so, I guess not.

[…] adopt a supine posture staring at the floor.

Perhaps with ones legs akimbo?

That article is so grim

but should adopt a supine posture staring at the floor

Don't know about you but my head's attached to a weird flexible thing that lets it turn through a wide angle of lateral movement, but glad to see Covid's not dampening that great British instinct to police grammar and vocab as well as the confectionary present in people's trollies!

Glad to see you're not taking this lying down.

Have we discussed China's death total recently? It really must be bullshit.

Stop it, you're making me jealous. 3 weeks out of the neck brace and it crunches every time I turn my head.

Jaffa cakes aren't biscuits.

These guys need to learn distancing.

If you right click on this image and Google image search something goes horribly wrong.

You'd say anything to save VAT!

Seems relevant to this thread...
https://twitter.com/MaartenvSmeden/status/1248499414764679176

Shit you weren't joking... :D

3D printing people on here: How hard is it to get a good one and get the plastic needed for printing shields?

I would like to make myself useful but if they are sold out online / the plastic can't be had online it may be more useful if I donate the money to charities.

I am equally sceptical

not sure if i've missed it already on the thread but do any of our european friends on here have similar tales to the way the NHS is being treated atm but in their own country? I.e. wierd fetishization via clapping and 'hero' status whilst blatently failing to address the broader political pressure the nhs has been under? Are we just a nation of tory toadies or has it generally been a wierd 'hero' thing across other countries?

We are definitely a nation of Tory Toadies.... it's been proven.

https://covid19.gov.im/general-information/latest-updates/

Our Stats, so far.

I hereby redact everything I´ve said against the wearing of masks by the general public. So much want:
https://twitter.com/Curtvile1/status/1248375364084105216

Even in ppe form that makes my skin crawl. Terrifying.

Had cops dancing recently...

That's pretty amazing but would rather have one of these