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Young man has just been brought into A&E following a car collision with a lorry.
The man wakes up on a trolley, in a cubicle, in recovery ward, after emergency surgery.
Body all fine, but there’s nothing between his legs, he is completely bereft.
Surgeon enters the cubicle and says, ‘looking at your face you probably taken a peek’, pointing his pen towards the mans crotch, still reading the medical clipboard at the end of the trolley.
But don’t worry said the surgeon, it’s your lucky day. As we are the only hospital in the UK who successfully carry out penil transplants.
Surgeon went on to say, ‘However these procedures are not provided by the NHS only private medical. But we have a good selection’.
The man asks for more detail. So the surgeon hands him a brochure..
The man says, that’s good to know, but I can’t make any financial decision without my wife.
So the surgeon says, ‘yes I understand, is your wife here at the hospital?’
The man says, ‘yes waiting in the A&E reception’
Surgeon fetches wife and leaves them both to discuss.
The surgeon returns, still clutching his pen asks, what have you decided’.
The man replies looking at his wife ‘we are having a new kitchen’.