I take your egg based histrionics and I raise you.
You're taking a "won't someone think of the other golfers!" angle here?
they certainly trump your humble hen's in terms of aspirational poncyness; definite golf club fare.
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You're taking a "won't someone think of the other golfers!" angle here?