Does anyone know anything about gardening?

I’ve also been on fence duty, last couple of a mammoth effort (all sides of the property) that I’d been putting off as I wanted to set them into the ledge. I never want to lift another fucking concrete post in my life.

And today I finally put back together a ridiculous climbing frame I got for cheap on eBay. This is not how I envisaged my garden.

I'm in a similar stage of life. Just built a sandbox, a swing-set and a tire swing in our backyard. afterwards I started ripping around our yard on the mountain bike and dropping off the retaining wall, citing "we can all have fun here". wife wasn't particularly bothered, unfortunately.