Alastair Brown, Plastic Surgeon at Ulster Hospital, Belfast noted that injuries relating to power tools, lawnmowers and even bicycle maintenance were among those being dealt with, adding that treating individuals for such injuries – which has included amputations – is putting pressure on the healthcare service.
That's interesting as 101 calls are also down by 25% percent per the PSNI. Maybe we have a lot of clumsy gardeners up here?
Some total arses were out doing donuts in our street last night a 4 AM, we found a smashed up car in the street. Hopefully they aren't taking up NHStime.
I knocked a wine glass off the worktop the other day and did a ninja reflex catch with my other wrist against the cupboard, shit myself with the potential consequences afterwards especially during this... I also revelled in the self pride of the catch.
Take care out there...