Chat about Novel Coronavirus - 2019-nCoV - COVID-19

Also, official nutrition guidelines have long shown to be a complete joke with their promotion of low fat and high carb diets but that’s a different issue

Exactly, although difficult space wise for many people

try to remember what most people look like despite going to the gym...most massively overestimate the calories they burn in a workout

The parks panic is a complete red herring. I'll be astonished if a major transmission route is people getting some fresh air. It is all driven by misplaced moral superiority and an innate little Britain desire to finger point.

I'll be astonished if a major transmission route is people getting some fresh air.

I’d rather not roll that dice.

What are people doing about cutting their hair? Mine is a right mess

Haven't cut mine since late 2017. That solves that.

went to superdrugs today, stood in a queue for an hour to buy some clippers. fuck all to be had. razor and a bucket over a sink.

look well tactical.

Clippers since 2003 or so.

#oldandbald

Are you not leaving the house at all?

Sitting in a deckchair in my decrepit garden "summerhouse" which is one f these shitty £200 quid homebase shantys.
Can't feel my feet it's so fucking cold. Can't face sitting in house.

This is properly shit.

Do what the Turks do and use rubbing alcohol and a lighter.

It is utterly irresponsible and selfish at this point.

Why?

The flames are said to remove....

...Every single hair on your head?

If it makes you feel any better, it's not exactly an unknown thing in other countries too. People love it when they have a way of feeling morally superior, but even better when they feel sanctioned by the authorities to do it.

last time i went to a turkish barber the sick fuck shoved hot wax up my nostrils. RIP Corona catchers.

The old dears at the front of the queue at Sainsbury’s waiting whilst NHS staff shopped were making very sure no-one snuck in
“Did she show him a badge? I didn’t see any badge” “Yes she had a badge love”

This.

Except full head of hair. With a buzz cut.

I can beat that. Early 2013!

Did the same for my dangleberries, that was a rude awakening I can tell you.

...Every single hair on your head?

Your eyebrows?

Fuck knows but that's some asbestos like hair the dude has. Mine would singe and evaporate like steel wool...

Get cornrows/dreads, the committee has granted a 3 month Appropriation Pass in solidarity against the Covid Crisis.

You get a rapid insight about who would thrive under authoritarianism!