• I heard that they are now considering rationing romance and banning sexy times. Only extra-marital affairs will be permitted in cases of dire need to be evaluated by the state on a case by case basis.

    It's over France. It's over.

  • The Daily Telegraph had instructions on washing your sex toys during the lockdown.

    Truly the end of days.

  • The Daily Telegraph had instructions on washing your sex toys during the lockdown.

    What? How were Daily Telegraph readers cleaning them before the lockdown? Does Jeeves of Belgravia have an intimate services division?

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