I was reminded of my low class status yesterday, for the first time in my life I considered making my own pasta, and realised I'm not middle class enough to own a vintage italian pasta shaper or whatever the fuck they use to make those comforting multi-shaped packs of joy.
At this rate I will be making my own bread soon too, followed by the inevitable artisanal beard.
God help us, the Corona virus is turning us all into hipsters.
I'm only the eggs and the flour short of making some ghetto pasta using a cycling multi-tool and cheese grater.
I have decided once I can get stocks of the above, I am going to try and make some pasta in the shape of the Corona virus. This time next year Rodders we'll be miwionairres.
I was reminded of my low class status yesterday, for the first time in my life I considered making my own pasta, and realised I'm not middle class enough to own a vintage italian pasta shaper or whatever the fuck they use to make those comforting multi-shaped packs of joy.
At this rate I will be making my own bread soon too, followed by the inevitable artisanal beard.
God help us, the Corona virus is turning us all into hipsters.