Hot tip: ride as much as you fucking like and don't fucking tell anyone.
Those of us who choose not to won't feel the need to berate you for your choice.
You get a ride in.
Shut the fuck up. Everybody fucking wins.
Also: Don't ride. Deal with it. Call us when you can do 1000 pushups or something.
Shut the fuck up. Everybody wins.
Hot tip: ride as much as you fucking like and don't fucking tell anyone.
Those of us who choose not to won't feel the need to berate you for your choice.
You get a ride in.
Shut the fuck up. Everybody fucking wins.
Also: Don't ride. Deal with it. Call us when you can do 1000 pushups or something.
Shut the fuck up. Everybody wins.