• Symptoms to watch for:
    Fever
    Cough
    Shortness of breath

    not:
    snotty
    headache
    paranoia
    itchy cock
    inflammed sense of self-importance
    power button on the tv remote never works first time
    window licking
    hearing 'why does it always rain on me' at least three times per day

  • You can't really say not snotty and headache

    Also this

    Third day in, 38 °C, snotty, tired, coughing.

  • I can. Look at the %'s

    Also begs the question, what's with the run (sorry) on toilet paper given gastro symptoms aren't really a feature?

  • Rhinorrhea

    I assume that means shitting like a rhino so maybe the loo roll shortage makes sense after all

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