Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Needs to get himself to the doctor sharpish

Nail clubbing, also known as digital clubbing or clubbing, is a deformity of the finger or toe nails associated with a number of diseases, mostly of the heart and lungs.[2][3] When it occurs together with joint effusions, joint pains, and abnormal skin and bone growth it is known as hypertrophic osteoarthropathy.[4]

Clubbing is associated with lung cancer, lung infections, interstitial lung disease, cystic fibrosis, or cardiovascular disease.[5] Clubbing may also run in families,[5] and occur unassociated with other medical problems.[6][7]