I think I/we might have Coronavirus thread (release your isolation-frustration here)

We're in lockdown. Missus-ru has a temperature and slight cough. She has no spleen so is in the high risk category, but no testing unless she's hospitalised. She's beside herself with not knowing so is stumping up for a private test. I have slightly eye-rolled, but as she says, otherwise she won't know whether she is safe to continue normal life after 2 weeks and will be locked down for 12 weeks at least.
So trying to work, care for her and make 2 kids do some schoolwork. 4 hours into a 2 week stretch. Oh my.