Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

I think you need to be less opaque in your choice of language. I wouldn't have picked this up if you hadn't pointed it out.

Also to be fair, the watch thread is very low hanging fruit. The whole thing should just be copied and pasted in here.

Lol

Duplication... Merge hammer will happen.

Can't see the watch thread now, has it gone?!

Yes

Late to the party here, but this thread disappoints on the golf club level. My impression of golf clubs, admittedly totally without any experience, is that they attract a certain type of stereotype. This thread seems to just be a catch-all for posts by dick swingers, most of whom seem to to inhabit the car, watch and home owner threads. They may enjoy dropping their thinly disguised allusions to success and wealth, rather like Pisti dropped names, but does that make them golf club candidates? They're crass, but not quite crass enough...

Started so well

Fizzled out like a peach

came here to post. Is this a meme?

No. https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/143800/?offset=42800#comment15141186

If that is the case, shoes, trainers, headphones, bikes....
Oh hang on.

Maybe we should have a price limit on discussable items

Ha just realised I had the watch thread on ignore anyway.

Don’t forget cars...

🤮

Strong contribution

Looking at current gold prices this seems to be a great bargain

Had a look in my nearest Londis and found organic La Fiammante brand plum tomatoes which are usually found in Wholefood Market etc.

The irony of this thread is most golf clubs seem to be predominantly full of black cab drivers.

Oh James; clearly you've only been to municipal golf courses daaaahhling.

Actually my grandad was Chairman of Richmond Golf Club!

Actually my grandad was Chairman of Richmond Golf Club!

Captain is where it’s at

You can't cite yourself you douche!

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww

Well my grandad was captain of gleneagles!

Lol