Bloody hell, even I don't find either one of those remotely appealing and that's saying something! Victor Wooten has a bloody incredible towable Fodera bass though and I would definitely have that. I actually played a fair few bits bowed on my Jazz bass in my last band!
To this thread:
I saw this https://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/175970/ft-the-weirdest-guitars-you-ll-see-this-week
And thought of you