Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

this thing in motion is likely to trigger epilepsy

And standing still is likely to cause vomiting.

Great seat angle too. :)

From local listing. £800 takes it apparently.

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TIGR?

Must be anti-theft, cant be serious

hubless

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That reminds me of the old rim dynamos, which inevitable end up slipping when it's raining...aren't they going to run into the same problem?

That top tube with the low clearance looks like a recipe for various inner leg related disasters...

pointless

ftfy

Currently on eBay for a mere £2100

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Looking at current gold prices this seems to be a great bargain

But what about the beige prices?

But what about the ecru prices?

ftfy

I kneel before your expertise on the terminology of the terminally bland.

I get that a lot.

You're Canadian, no? I thought us English had the pre eminence in blanditude...

We’re next level out here, taken all the edges off.

Yours for only 1 grand

(At least immaculate condition)

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Eugh.

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The attention to detail is admirable.

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What a find! That is special in so many ways. The Dubai Ferrari of tasteless ostentation in what might possibly once have been a bicycle. The front light is the cherry on the top of the rancid turd, but it seems churlish to pick a songle horror.

Anoher possible thread winner haha.