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I doubt it will be a happy housemate if you're wiping your arse on it every day. That is the sort of thing that breeds intense hatred, I'd imagine.
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It’s the vomiting from the post washing machine cycle I’m not looking forward too...
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I doubt it will be a happy housemate if you're wiping your arse on it every day. That is the sort of thing that breeds intense hatred, I'd imagine.
Geese whose livers are destined to be pate rush toward the farmer when he appears to force-feed them, which suggests that if you take a pot of bird feed into the throne room in the morning then a happy household is not impossible to imagine.
GoatandTricycle
Dammit
Having a swan around the place for the next few weeks might liven things up a little I suppose.