• It is NOT a lazy stereotype to say that large parts of Europe are covered in piss and shit.

    FTFY.

    In other news, my colleague the other day said to me, “There’s all this stuff on the news about not touching your mouth, nose or eyes right?”

    “Yes...” I replied, wondering what was coming next.

    “Well, how am I meant to put my contact lenses in in the morning then?”

    It had obviously stumped him as he was, rather unusually, wearing his glasses.

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