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Petteri in reply to @M_V

“Wash hands for 20 seconds” = “Yeah I can spare 20 seconds, I’ll do that” and you end up with at least some hand washing happening. “Wash hands for 40-60 seconds” = “That’s fuckin ages, I’ll not bother washing at all”.

Precisely. Try slicing some habanero, "washing" your hands for 20 seconds and then having a wank. Not a good idea, a friend tells me.

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stevo_com in reply to @Petteri

You see, I feel this needs some clarification. "slicing some habanero, "washing" your hands for 20 seconds and then having a wank" makes it sound as if you've stopped mid food prep to engage in a bout of onanism, with the intention of returning to finish cooking one your self-lust has been sated. "dinner's going to be ready 3-4 minutes later, love"

Or maybe that's exactly what happened, who am I to judge?

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GoatandTricycle in reply to @stevo_com

Maybe it was to spice things up
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Petteri in reply to @stevo_com

Or maybe that's exactly what happened, who am I to judge?

I´ll ask my friend...
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Stonehedge in reply to @stevo_com

3-4 minutes

baller
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ChainBreaker in reply to @stevo_com

Ran out of condiments?

Only costs a couple minutes.

"plz pass the Mayo..." "have I got a story for you!"

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