• “Wash hands for 20 seconds” = “Yeah I can spare 20 seconds, I’ll do that” and you end up with at least some hand washing happening.

    “Wash hands for 40-60 seconds” = “That’s fuckin ages, I’ll not bother washing at all”.

  • “Wash hands for 20 seconds” = “Yeah I can spare 20 seconds, I’ll do that” and you end up with at least some hand washing happening. “Wash hands for 40-60 seconds” = “That’s fuckin ages, I’ll not bother washing at all”.

    Precisely. Try slicing some habanero, "washing" your hands for 20 seconds and then having a wank. Not a good idea, a friend tells me.

  • Maybe you’re on to something, I’ve picked my nose after cutting peppers and it put me right off putting my hands anywhere near my face for the rest of the day.

  • Or putting your contact lenses in - I almost scratched an eye out after putting a lens in after chopping chillies...

  • You see, I feel this needs some clarification. "slicing some habanero, "washing" your hands for 20 seconds and then having a wank" makes it sound as if you've stopped mid food prep to engage in a bout of onanism, with the intention of returning to finish cooking one your self-lust has been sated. "dinner's going to be ready 3-4 minutes later, love"

    Or maybe that's exactly what happened, who am I to judge?

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