Crap 'Buzzwords'

Fur ye bide

And they are belong to us?

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"das" has just been used to describe "data as a service".

Idiots.

Worse than DaC?

'Reporting into' people, rather than 'reporting to' people.

In similar redundancy, I have a growing irrational hatred for people saying that they have “saved down” something on the server. You just saved it. There is no down about it.

We're just gonna fry those off in some butter

"rebaselining"
Not surprised spellcheck threw a hissy fit over that one.

What is that even supposed to mean? Choose a different baseline?

i guess reestablishing a baseline (because the old one is no longer accurate)

"We had a baseline, but we're now wildly off course, so need to choose a new baseline that makes us look less shit better."

I just wrote "navigating the inflection point" for a conf presentation.

I am part of the problem

^ am copying/pasting that into Google Slides right now (a Covid-19 “how to do ‘x’ when everyone is dead” cross-training/presentation)

"transient stakeholders"

Hi moocher

Let's define a plan to ensure that during the month-end activities we can ensure that the necessary activities are done, we should prioritize the cover to ensure we maintain this process.

Regards
Boss

Customer Delight Team.

No prizes for guessing why they are being contacted.

"The new normal"

bleurgh.

My brother pointed this out, but people using ‘build’ when they mean ‘start’ or just ‘make’.

“I’ll go ahead and build a google spreadsheet so that we can keep track of progress on the actionable items going forward”

Whenever I read this thread I'm so happy I've never had an office job.

It could apply if it was some sort of macro behemoth with dashboards, but a basic spreadsheet being "built" can fuck off.

I actually came here to ask if anyone else had heard "solus" rear it's completely inapplicable head?

I'd like to commission a solus email communication.

You mean you want to send a one-off email?

You mean you want to send a one-off email?

Also known as 'send an email', right?

Solus? Is that even more on its own than solo?