• my brother in law refused to help unblock the house toilet "because he only takes a shit at work so it wasn't him"...

    A prince among men.

    edit. when I say "house toilet" I mean his house toilet. Not mine, that would be weird.

  • isn't it? Poor guy's not up to much around the house tbh, but to be fair that might be a symptom of waddling about brewing a steesher all weekend and impeding the DIY skills.

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