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What are you - some sort of frenchman?
Just because of the common ground with the other thread derail topic going on here, I´ll add that the only ways to properly clean one´s undercarriage is by way of the Finnish arse shower (hangs on the wall betwixt toilet and sink) or the bidet. Who the fuck wants to spread one´s faeces about with a bit of flattened dead tree carcass? Disgusting.
What are you - some sort of frenchman?