• if I was panic buying anything I don't think toilet roll would be the priority. I mean, "oh no, society is collapsing into feral chaos! How will I wipe my arse?!" doesn't really capture my main priorities of having enough coffee and savoury snacks to last out into the 'catch you neighbours and eat them' phase, which once reached will mean i want enough condiments to disguise the type two diabetes and nicotine saturated human flesh. My panic buy so far has been some honey for hot drinks and a couple cartons of UHT milk which will save me going out if I get sick.

    I really don't see there being any meaningful downturn in the production of milk, eggs etc unless the chickens and cows band together and form a union.

  • Isn't the whole stocking up on supplies just in case you have to stay at home for a few weeks?

  • how many toilet rolls does everyone use in two weeks?! Even if I was shitting myself to death I'd be lucky to clear a four-pack.

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