Whilst you were booking a cycling holiday in Majorca... I bought a mountain bike frame designed for off road expedition touring to use as a commuter
When you were having a turbo session... I mastered 65mm mudguards with flaps
While you wasted your days racing between red lights on lightweight 28s.... I cultivated the inner strength to commute on 2.35inch beach racing tyres
And now that the entire south of england is under snow from 7 - 10am and you can't find your ass saver, you have the audacity to ask me if I took the bus in?
Whilst you were booking a cycling holiday in Majorca... I bought a mountain bike frame designed for off road expedition touring to use as a commuter
When you were having a turbo session... I mastered 65mm mudguards with flaps
While you wasted your days racing between red lights on lightweight 28s.... I cultivated the inner strength to commute on 2.35inch beach racing tyres
And now that the entire south of england is under snow from 7 - 10am and you can't find your ass saver, you have the audacity to ask me if I took the bus in?