Badgers go mountain biking in....... Suffolk?

I want to go to Thetford Forest

Fixed that for you, yal

Nobody wants to go to Thetford

gravel

Bog

I don't want to check your pulse
I don't want nobody else
I don't want to go to Thetford

Not even to the dad's army museum.

Reckon closing my eyes and imaginning going down a trail like pros do before a race will be enough?

I've seen the people that get on & off the train at Thetford...

On the stuff you're likely to be shown that day, I reckon I'd just close my eyes

Don't be encouraging him, we've nearly had to call him an ambulance once before.

Thetford is a town not just a bunch of woods? So many references to unpack here

https://www.lfgss.com/comments/9236734/

Pls, no more ambulance

i wanna know the story behind this. i demand to know.

nearly ... once ...

That's not what the @Dogs I know would say!

Ah, that's why it's the train to Brandon. There was some weird shit going on at Brandon station the time before last.

There was some weird shit going on at Brandon station the time before last

It would have been weirder shit at Thetford

I thought this was Norfolk where it was safe. You know, nice canals and handjobs on Holkham beach etc

Norfolk is fine. Thetford is in Suffolk

*Googles Holkham *

I will only take people into fun stuff. :-D

The Surrey Hills is renowned for its super steep rock slabs.

I am a solid maybe (pending train logistics)

45 quid return .. out

45 quid return

Ask @platypus about train fares